Socrates:
Let’s talk about it.
Plato:
Hey caveman, get real!
Aristotle: Eudaimonia or you die moanier.
Epicurus: Death? Not my problem.
Descartes:
You’re not dreaming.
Spinoza:
I’m not into bondage.
Locke:
You look blank.
Berkeley: Ideaology
Hume:
You’re a natural.
Rousseau: Chain reaction.
Burke:
You say you want a revolution…
Kant:
Cool shades, but you can’t take them off.
Hegel: Synthetic fabric.
Bentham:
Harmless fun.
Mill:
Don’t be a pig.
Marx:
Glory, glory, man united!
Kierkegaard:
Jump!
Peirce:
An icon
(Husserl)
Frege:
What are you referring to?
Russell:
What do you mean there’s no king of France?
Wittgenstein:
I’m not going to tell you.
Ayer:
Logical positivism – hooray!
Popper: Unconvince me.
Sartre:
Don’t wait!
Camus:
It’s only rock and roll but I like it.
Rawls:
Justice for reasonable people.
Rand: Justice for nutters.
Foot: Track changes.
Kuhn: Can you believe this shift?
Derrida
Singer:
Good bye pork pie.
Zizek:
Sandel: You sold what?
(based on my tweets on @philosophybites over the last few days)